HOLLYWOOD, CA - There's a busy man in Hollywood these days. He has a movie guesstimated to smash box office records this summer and his name, is Jordi LaForge. "It's been funny, people spell it all sorts of ways, geordi, jeordi, jordy, but I always know what they mean, I'm fine with it, it's just a name." says Lamar Burton the actor who plays the space man in the 47th addition to the long tradition of Star Trek Cinema. The galatical series is taking a departure from the traditional crew driven plot lines. In what is intended to be another dynasty of Star Trek movies labeled "origins", these prequels will follow the individual paths that led to the crew's days on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series debuts with the adventures of Mr. Jordi Laforge. A young kid who floated around for awhile working odd jobs till he got his shit together, went to community star college, got his masters in space station heating and cooling and asteroid missile blasting. All the while challenged with the disability that he had ever since birth: being an awkward guy to be around. Lamar is no stranger to celebrityism. 20 years ago he reached that weird kind of fame where you're only recognized by little kids. It was while hosting the popular television show: RAINBOW READING! The show was cancelled after an incident during the taping of 'The Live 8th Anniversary Of That Rainbow Show With Lamar Burton'. A live episode that famously got pulled off the air mid-broadcast during this moment below. |
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