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HOLLYWOOD, CA  - There's a busy man in Hollywood
these days. He has a movie guesstimated to smash box
office records this summer and his name, is Jordi LaForge.
"It's been funny, people spell it all sorts of ways, geordi,
jeordi, jordy, but I always know what they mean, I'm fine with
it, it's just a name." says Lamar Burton the actor who plays
the space man in the 47th addition to the long tradition of
Star Trek Cinema. The galatical series is taking a departure
from the traditional crew driven plot lines. In what is
intended to be another dynasty of Star Trek movies labeled
"origins", these prequels will follow  the individual paths that
led to the crew's days on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series
debuts with the adventures of Mr. Jordi Laforge. A young
kid who floated around for awhile working odd jobs till he got
his shit together, went to community star college, got his
masters in  space station heating and cooling and asteroid
missile blasting. All the while challenged with the disability
that he had ever since birth: being an awkward guy to be
around.
Lamar is no stranger to celebrityism. 20 years ago he
reached that weird kind of fame where you're only
recognized by little kids. It was while hosting the popular
television show: RAINBOW READING! The show was
cancelled after an incident during the taping of 'The Live
8th Anniversary Of That Rainbow Show With Lamar Burton'.
A live episode that famously got pulled off the air
mid-broadcast during this moment below.
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Silicone Valley, CA - An incredibly reputable,
highly esteemed, well respected online
entertainment news site was "called out" for
allegedly jamming the word 'scoop' into the word
'journalism'.
Tommy Inkyfingers explains, "This "news" website
claimed that they put the 'scoop' in 'integrinal
journalscoopism'. But upon further investigation,
the scoop wasn't 'put', but 'forced' rather into the
word 'journalscoopism'. A word, that it doesn't
even belong in, And upon further further
investigation, the word describing the
'journalscoopism', is the word 'integrinal'. While
originally assumed to reference either integrity or
that there was some sort of interrogation
involved, its been assessed that neither are
correct since the word was 'integrinal', and that's
actually not a word, and it doesn't mean anything
While dissatisfaction with the web site's claims
have been made very vocal, what is the awesome
web site's response? As of now it, and it's very
handsome and can jump pretty far owner are
keeping to themselves about the whole thing and
how they just hope no one finds out that they
were also the ones who put the 'journalscoopism',
into hippojournalscoopismapotomus.
THE WEBSITE WITH A STUPID NAME!!
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of the next sequel already in the works:
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              wesley
JESSICA SIMPSON
and PARIS HILTON
"NECK in NECK" in
RACE to FADE into
COMPLETE
OBSCURITY!!!
Beach, FL - IN a race that sneaked by most of the attention of the American people this
past month, and rightfully so, the battle between Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton to
succumb to complete and total irrelevance this past week has heated up.
Fewer and fewer people are remembering who exactly these two people are or what they
ever did. The race got ugly this week when the 'mudslinging' began.  Simpson stated,  "I'm
totally going to be a 'has-been' before she (Hilton) will ever be forgotten. I would have long
been an obscure reference if it wasn't for the fact that I dated a football worker and had no
idea that his job involved media."
Upon hearing said remarks, Paris was furious and retaliated with, "If that "other girl who
got rich for being dumb'  thinks she's going to become a nobody before me she's got
another thing coming. She forgets she has a singing and acting career, Ive never done
anything. Even at my most relevant no one knew what I did. I was just born, thats my claim
to fame; being born. I couldn't be more of a flash in the pan.
Experts say that the race to virtual non-existence is too close to call at this point, but
whoever it may be, many say we will know soon. Steven Stevenson an entertainment
insider who has no life of his own and vicariously lives his success through the failures of
celebrities says, "Both sides have confirmed reports that over the past year both Jessica
and Paris are accumulating rapid wrinkles and other signs of aging. Fortunately even
though its been a grueling contest, since any remote sign of growing old or fading beauty
gets you blackballed from the covers of magazines, both ladies, no matter who gets there
first, will soon both be put out to pasture
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word 'scoop' into the word 'journalism'
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Silicone Valley, CA - An incredibly reputable,
highly esteemed, well respected online
entertainment news site was "called out" for
allegedly jamming the word 'scoop' into the word
'journalism'.
Tommy Inkyfingers explains, "This "news" website
claimed that they put the 'scoop' in 'integrinal
journalscoopism'. But upon further investigation,
the scoop wasn't 'put', but 'forced' rather into the
word 'journalscoopism'. A word, that it doesn't
even belong in, And upon further further
investigation, the word describing the
'journalscoopism', is the word 'integrinal'. While
originally assumed to reference either integrity or
that there was some sort of interrogation
involved, its been assessed that neither are
correct since the word was 'integrinal', and that's
actually not a word, and it doesn't mean anything
While dissatisfaction with the web site's claims
have been made very vocal, what is the awesome
web site's response? As of now it, and it's very
handsome and can jump pretty far owner are
keeping to themselves about the whole thing and
how they just hope no one finds out that they
were also the ones who put the 'journalscoopism',
into hippojournalscoopismapotomus.
THE WEBSITE WITH A STUPID NAME!!